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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via carrythebattle)

cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

(via thefuuuucomics)

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via thefuuuucomics)

stay-human:

When white teachers call colonizers “explorers” to make them seem like brave people with an adventurous curiosity instead of genocidal, european supremacist bastards who wanted to exchange blood for money.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via alwayspopculture)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via thefuuuucomics)

lasfloresdemayo:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone.

(via absolutelyaleashia)